“Brexit deal never made sense” says Boris Johnson – 12 oven-ready comebacks
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"Look, I was just testing my new fountain pen on this legally binding international treaty that was lying on my desk at the time! You know, doing my signature and stuff. Then some bloke wanted to take a picture of me for Fountain Pen Weekly. It's all been a big mistake…." pic.twitter.com/Q4lknh7QSM
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) September 7, 2020
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if only Boris Johnson had access to an ingenious superforecaster who could have advised him his own deal didn’t make sense pic.twitter.com/JYvpTqamUp
— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) September 7, 2020
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I'm fairly sure that I read the Withdrawal agreement in more detail than the guy that "negotiated" it. pic.twitter.com/8m585IGk6Q
— Chris Miller (@chrismiller_uk) September 7, 2020
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We've all done it – you're busy, you say something's fine, with the intention of checking the details later. Then you check and it isn't fine so you have to let everyone know. Only thing, usually I take less than 11 months to check.
Oh, and I'm not the fucking Prime Minister. https://t.co/fBcxIpVEU6
— Arthur Snell (@SnellArthur) September 7, 2020
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The deal that I sold to a bunch of gullible twats as being proof that I had ‘got Brexit done’ was actually a pile of shit, duplicitous arsehole to tell EU pic.twitter.com/4ZVOsnypoU
— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) September 7, 2020
To sum up …
Leadership is resigning over a deal then voting twice against it before voting for it before saying it was awful before coming up with your own deal then saying there was no time to scrutinise it then saying it’s oven ready before saying it makes no sense. pic.twitter.com/hgpLtI4f90
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 7, 2020
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