Our 14 favourite new jokes about pandemic life
8.
Tier 6 – Drone Captain Tom hunts you down if you leave the house. pic.twitter.com/LWr6k76ixa
— Con. (@iamconnaugh) January 1, 2021
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2020: “we want a vaccine as fast as possible!”
2021: “well, not quite that fast”— Bethany Black 🏳️⚧️ twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) January 2, 2021
10.
Are we allowed to touch our faces yet? My nose has been itchy since March 2020
— Chris PG 🌈 twitch.tv/ThatChrisPG (@chrispurchase) January 2, 2021
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WIFE: We've been invited to a 2 year olds birthday party
ME: [sucking vaccine out of my arm like it's a snake bite] NOT SAFE
— mo (@chuuew) January 2, 2021
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Putting most of the country into tier 4 whilst keeping all the schools open be like: pic.twitter.com/BiLgDrCzLt
— B E H L U L (@behlul_official) December 30, 2020
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I must have missed the part of the Covid guidance that says, “If you have the disease, please sit in a crowded classroom with 30 children and 1-2 adults for 6 hours,” Matt, you fucking arsewipe. pic.twitter.com/YiitHKZgYB
— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) January 4, 2021
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When we said 'flatten the curve' we should probably have specified 'along the X axis' pic.twitter.com/LAjwnal91s
— Alex White (@AlexWhite1812) January 3, 2021
And – as some schools are unable to reopen for the new term …
My homeschooling efforts in lockdown 1 were so bad I refuse to use the word “homeschooling” this time. I’m instead going to refer to “Fortnight of Online Learning”, or FOOL for short
— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) January 4, 2021
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Tiers, tests and vaccines – our 15 favourite pandemic jokes
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