Our 22 favourite funny takes on pandemic life
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Fun fact: the covid crisis has produced over 1200 new words in German over the past year. Personal favourites are coronamüde (tired of covid) & Impfneid (envy of those who have been vaccinated).
— Liz Hicks (@LizHcks) February 21, 2021
13.
fuck losing weight for 21st june am gunna beef up so i can push people out way to get to bar
— kels 🥀 (@kelseyprice_) February 23, 2021
14.
So looking forward to the days when friends can just drop by and I can pretend to be out again.
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) February 25, 2021
15.
Her: *uses quarantine as an opportunity to learn Japanese and crochet*
Me: *uses quarantine as an opportunity to perfect my cereal to milk ratio*
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) February 24, 2021
16.
My nephew (medically ugly) got vaccinated!
— Rob Delaney (@robdelaney) February 24, 2021
17.
I remember a simpler time. When entering a bank wearing a mask would have gotten you shot.
— karanbir singh (@karanbirtinna) February 28, 2021
18.
Just reviewing the UK roadmap out of Covid and can’t see a date we can stop hoping our emails are finding people well – can anyone advise?
— Ben (@0point5twins) February 23, 2021
19.
NSFW 2019: Porn, gambling sites etc
NSFW 2020-21: People going to work.
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) February 25, 2021
20.
I bet this is what being vaccinated feels like pic.twitter.com/uwafAa5EUn
— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) February 25, 2021
21.
cdc: covid lives on countertops for hours
my cat: *slowly pushes it off*
— Christopher Ashman (@CAshmanActor) February 25, 2021
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If you suspect someone of posing as a granny to get a vaccine, approach them with a smudge on your face. If they don’t spit on a handkerchief and try to wipe it off, they’re not a real granny. pic.twitter.com/uFfzJZBeZD
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) February 20, 2021
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Simply 14 of our favourite lockdown laughs
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