‘What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?’ – 21 people who should never darken anyone’s door again

13.

‘Puked exorcist style over the ENTIRE bathroom, more wall than toilet, and left it there for us to discover. Didn’t even leave the house, just left the room and carried on with her visit.’
–BrutalOnTheKnees

14.

‘My cousin got drunk at a family gathering at my house and smoked several cigarettes in the bathroom while having an hour-long poo, then left ash, cigarette ends, and a turd covered toilet brush in a vase he’d mistaken for the toilet brush holder.’
–inaccurateshark

15.

‘Father in law flicked something onto our IKEA map of the world that hangs in the bathroom and created a new archipelago in Indonesia.’
–denbunn

16.

‘Not my house, but a friend went to a party at a friend’s house, got blind drunk, slept on the sofa but also for some reason got naked from the waist down. The host’s mum was the first to come down in the morning to discover him.’
–_Cridders_

17.

‘A mate was so drunk he slept walked to the kitchen and took a shit in my dishwasher. Tried to blame it on the cat.’
–DadsArmchair

18.

‘Nobody has ever done anything gross but my weirdo sister took all of my towels out of my towel box and refolded them to her satisfaction.’
–herwiththepurplehair

19.

‘When some relatives were visiting, I found hairs in my razor that definitely weren’t mine. I could’ve supplied a disposable razor if they’d asked.’
–never_ending_circles

20.

‘A family member who was staying left a soiled nappy (folded over but not bagged) on both the dining table and the kitchen counter. When challenged they claimed I was overreacting.’
–Excellent-Aide6884

A wide variety of hideous stories there, but the pay off from this one really takes the biscuit…

21.

‘Casual partner at the time got drunk and passed out on my parents sofa. Chundered his dinner (tuna pasta salad) and a stomachful of tequila onto, and through, the reclining leg bit of the sofa and onto the carpet.

Had to rugby tackle the cat to stop her from eating it. Did my best to scoop the gloop, and scrub with a cloth and soap etc. I was also meant to be sleeping on the other sofa but couldn’t cope with the smell and it was too late to get the carpet cleaner out. I spent the night sat in the kitchen drinking coffee and questioning my romantic choices.

Wish I’d dumped him then. Turns out he had an affair with my mother.’
–redlady1991

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