Life p.49

What’s the most unusual reason you’ve heard someone call in sick for work? – 17 eyebrow-raising excuses

The internet is absolutely losing it at this fragile right-winger’s complaint about the rampant crime he witnessed in Washington, DC

‘What gift did the previous owners of your house leave you?’ – 23 ‘presents’ new homebuyers really did not want

‘What skill makes people instantly assume you’re way smarter than you actually are?’ – 23 quick hacks to help you seem extra brainy

‘What is the stupidest thing you’ve seen someone do that makes you question their basic life skills?’ – 21 people almost too dumb to function

19 gifts so poorly thought out they should be considered an act of aggression

17 passive aggressive notes from neighbours that will have you pining for the days of plain old regular aggression

This fabulous wedding sign turned the sass all the way up to 11 and it will surely never be bettered

‘What was your ‘What the hell are you doing?’ moment after moving in with your partner?’ – 23 people who found themselves on steep relationship learning curves

‘What is something you still do that is considered outdated?’ – 22 people very happily living in the past

‘What’s a now obsolete job from history that sounds made up?’ – 23 roles that will stop you from complaining about work forever

‘Which insanely popular thing have you never taken part in?’ – 23 huge cultural moments that people have completely missed

This bride’s in-laws want to come on her honeymoon and she is getting A LOT of feedback on what it means

‘You’re giving your life up to the industry for almost no reward’ – 19 romanticized professions that are actually absolutely soul sucking

This hilarious tale of a chef constantly being bothered by a seagull nicknamed ‘The Pestilence’ is one for the ages