Weird World p.23

This person wasn’t willing to let their weird ‘shower thought’ go and the payoff makes one helluva splash

If aliens had to land on Earth what would you show them to make them leave? – 19 suggestions that are out of this world

Maybe don’t try this next-level pouring technique with anything hot – or over a carpet

‘What’s something insane you saw but no-one believes you coz there’s no proof?’ 15 truly amazing stories

This flat-Earther has a mind-bogglingly stupid request for proof that we’re on a globe, and the facepalm is visible from space

People have been trash-talking New York after they finally discover wheelie bins – 15 funny favourites

The Returning Officer at Blyth wore the outfit of the night (Sorry, Count Binface) – 24 vote-winning reactions

This bizarrely hilarious and painful ‘contest’ will leave you with so many questions

This tale of a Australian rubbish removal firm’s bizarre Ts&Cs is a wild ride from start to finish

This wonderful tale of a guy angry that Labour was going to ‘tax condoms’ is simply fabulous

This advice for American single men was already bad enough but this hilarious exchange took it to a whole new level

This woman’s takedown of a troublesome pest trying to send her explicit pictures was simply magnificent

The unexpected payoff to this ‘ultimate lunch with the FT’ column is a proper jaw-dropper

This warning of the feral youth threat on Waitrose may have achieved peak Telegraph – 23 luxury organic takedowns

This ‘shepherd’s pie in a pint glass’ is bad enough, but it was the thing in the background that really got people talking