James Blunt had the funniest (NSFW) response to this potty-mouthed convert on Twitter

Matt Hancock faced a savage and utterly NSFW interrogation on SAS: Who Dares Wins and the internet cheered

‘The Guy Who Decides Halloween’ has a Hell of a lot to answer for

19 favourite scathing reactions to Rishi Sunak’s planned AI summit with Elon Musk

This guy was upset his girlfriend kept buying ‘immature crap’ and the internet spoke as one

This American tourist didn’t get the concept of a ‘car free’ square in Europe and an entire continent spoke as one

This furious Halloween complaint is more unsettling than any scary costume we’ll see this year

This woman’s sister really didn’t like the slingshot ride and it’s the most jaw-dropping thing you’ll watch this week

This guy changed his mind about splitting the bill the day after the date and got all the responses they deserved

And the prize for the best topical Halloween decoration goes to …

Matthew Perry’s slapdown of Peter Hitchins over addiction is incredibly moving and supremely satisfying all at the same time

Matthew Perry’s death sent this Graham Norton moment viral and it’s a lovely memory of a great man

‘As well as how dark it is, what else can British people never believe?’ – 16 favourite suggestions

Dame Judi Dench captivating the Graham Norton Show with a Shakespearean sonnet is an unmissable TV moment

15 of the scariest and funniest theoretical Halloween costume ideas

Everything you need to know about the new US Speaker of the House in 62 terrifying yet hilarious seconds

‘What looks easy peasy lemon squeezy but is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult?’ – 19 relatable suggestions

How to build the best toilet-themed Halloween costume you’ll see this year