15 of the scariest and funniest theoretical Halloween costume ideas
At the time of writing, there’s still one more day to come up with a Halloween costume – for those who indulge.
Will it be a sheet with eyeholes, like some kind of Scooby Doo villain? Perhaps it’ll be one of the thousands of ‘sexy’ outfits online, like a sexy traffic warden or a sexy barrister. An orange jumpsuit and facepaint, with a bad blond wig would almost be topical – but not that scary.
Some people have been going a little more theoretical with their costume ideas, so we’ve gathered the most terrifying and/or entertaining.
1.
This Halloween, I will be dressing as that moment you text someone, and instead of texting back, they call you.
— Jason (@NickMotown) October 25, 2023
2.
This Halloween I’m dressing up as ‘Going on a train but forgetting your headphones’
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) October 26, 2023
3.
for halloween i’m dressing up as a parental figure who’s disappointed and who’s expectations you can never meet
— lil pipe (@gumbuzzler) October 27, 2023
4.
For Halloween I'm going to dress up as the reason rent is so high. pic.twitter.com/1y8zHCSuNL
— NIMBY Patrol (@NimbyPatrol) October 20, 2023
5.
dressing up as commitment so i can really scare some men this halloween
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) October 24, 2023
6.
For Halloween, I'm really going to terrify people, when I dress up as a barista with an iPad asking for a tip.
— Brock (@Brock_Teee) October 19, 2023
7.
This year for Halloween I‘m thinking of dressing up as a Tory MP who hasn’t been involved in some kind of scandal, because like ghosts and vampires, they don’t exist either.
— Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) October 27, 2023
8.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%!
— Jokes UK (@jokesuk) October 26, 2023
9.
for halloween i’m dressing up as a dog with a bird at your door
— SITA (@raspberhrriies) October 27, 2023
10.
For Halloween I’m dressing up as a grumpy old lady with her porch light off.
— Kelly (@kelly__le) October 22, 2023
11.
This Halloween I will be dressing up as Liz Truss'/Kamikaze Kwarteng's mini budget…
— Kuntie Plopkins (@KuntiePlopkins) October 27, 2023
12.
So excited for Halloween. I’m going to a fancy dress party tonight as my dad going to buy cigarettes. pic.twitter.com/vdWTDK8Q5u
— ’ ♂️ (@rednuoPdnuorG) October 28, 2023
13.
Thinking about dressing up as all my relationships for Halloween pic.twitter.com/cZaXKbQhIz
— Jakob (@FormalMercenary) October 30, 2023
14.
I’m gonna dress up as pronouns for Halloween because they are very scary to some people. https://t.co/AleAELsZ6C
— colleen ️ (@cmmcguire) October 23, 2023
15.
For Halloween I'm dressing up as the first Monday back at work after a week's holiday
— Jay Tuvz (@JayTuvz) October 30, 2023
The concept works for decorations, too.
This year for Halloween decorations I’m just using printouts of 3rd grade math homework
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 24, 2023
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