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‘What’s an insult you’ll never forget?’ – 19 absolute zingers

Marina Purkiss thoroughly schooled this confused Tory-voting Jeremy Vine caller

This misogynist gamer got murdered by words – and the internet cheered

Ian Wright called out Lord Sugar’s macho BS without uttering so much as a word

Joe Lycett made the most of his Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony role with a savagely funny dig at the government

The commentator on the Lionesses’ 8-0 smash hilariously owned Lord Sugar’s everyday sexism

This joke about anti-vaxxers was made even better by the comments

The epic takedown of this anti-vaxxer has given us a new favourite insult

17 times people found the perfect insult for the occasion

The 5 funniest takedowns of the Republican congresswoman changing her pronoun to ‘patriot’

Burn of the Day

Greta Thunberg had a mic-drop response to the warning that pollution is shrinking penises

A headteacher sent the best response to the parents telling his staff how to teach

Nigella Lawson’s ‘recipe of the day’ was the subtlest, most savage Donald Trump burn