End the British Monarchy

Okay, let’s end it, finito!That ages-old scam, the British Monarchy.The queen, her royal highness, is a little high after ingesting a gin tonic at a reception amid her fawning sycophants. What is she thinking? “I must appear royal. I must. I’m stoned.

“What does she think when she goes to the toilet? “I’m royal, and I’m on the toilet. I’m descended from heaven.”