2014 In Poke Headlines

Poke Staff. Updated December 23rd, 2014

Over the last twelve months we’ve covered a lot of stories that have been ignored or misreported by the ‘mainstream’ press. Here are some of the most important.

January
Parliament To Be Relocated To Derelict Cannibal Rat Ship

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February
Dog Fart Sabotages Dinner Party

Old Dogs, New Ways To Baby Them

March
Shirtless Man In Park Heralds Start Of Spring

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April
Daily Mail To Give Away Kate Middleton Wallpaper

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May
Olympic Tower Transformed Into Giant Shisha Pipe

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June
Residents Panic After ASDA Delivery Van Spotted In Gentrified Area

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July
NHS To Replace Antibiotics With Gin

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August
U.N To Deploy Hashtags To The Middle East

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September
Miliband Criticised For Playing Tiny Accordion Throughout Labour Conference Speech

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October
Beats ‘Party Drone’ To Dispense Good Times In The Middle East

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November
Kitchen Drawer Full Of Crap Fast Approaching Maximum Capacity

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December
KFC To Debut ‘Boneless® Feast Trough’ For Hungry Customers

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Bonus Festive Video: Neighbours Take Revenge On Christmas Lights Show