49 brilliantly underwhelming local news headlines from across the UK
A round-up of prize-winning reports from Britain’s local media…
1. Fugitive Sausage Dog Causes Mayhem
via @paulelkington
2. Out-Of-Date Pasty Is Sold To Young Mum
via @cotslifeeditor
3. Police Called In To Creperie Battle
via @TheMichaelMoran
4. Upgrading To Colour
5. Cat Hops Into Delivery Van
via Anorak
6. Crisps Stolen In Break-In
via @dilwynRY
7. Puddle Splash Victime Vows Revenge
via @JohnDonoghue64
8. Exeter Seagulls Turned Off My TV
@DavidJEWood
9. Woman Finds A Hat In A Tree
Wetherby News
10. Tables Turn
via @panchoballard
11. Newport Man Grows Huge Tomato
via @SlowSlownews
12. Man Freed After Getting His Head Stuck In Bin In Aberdeen
13. Student Attacked By Seagull
14. Police admit ‘biggest-ever’ cocaine haul is dental powder
via @ginbrogueshats
15. Spanner stolen
via @theJeremyVine @Gemmellski83
16. Footpath proves popular
