Donald Trump now so toxic that ‘all birds within 30 feet of him are dropping dead’

The phenomena was first noticed at a recent speech in Florida, when along with the usual rapturous applause from his supporters, over 200 dead birds fell from the sky and onto the stage.

“One minute he was talking about nuking the Middle East into dust so they would respect us again, and the next there were dead birds dropping out the fuckin’ sky,” said one Trump supporter at the rally.

Others noted that several horses he had walked past earlier that night had also suddenly died.

“We’ve been aware that his toxic nature has been damaging America’s reputation for a very long time,” said a spokesman for the CDC.

“But now it seems his foulness has started blighting the immediate environment around him. If this continues we can easily imagine him soiling even larger areas of the country until it becomes a worldwide epidemic.”

“We urge the general public to isolate and dispose of this infection before it spreads even further.”