People on Twitter were asked to #badlyexplainyourjob. Here are 17 of the best

10.

I get people drunk and pretend to listen to their problems. #badlyexplainyourjob

— Robert J Palmer (@overagekid) March 31, 2017

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#badlyexplainyourjob I stick giant needles in pregnant people until the crying stops.

— Deric Diep (@DericDiep) March 31, 2017

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I talk to myself in front of large numbers of young people busy on their smartphones.#badlyexplainyourjob

— Professor Hey-There (@whimsicalnick) March 31, 2017

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I ask strangers intimate questions and then touch them all over their body.#badlyexplainyourjobhttps://t.co/omyzUO2KuF

— Jessica Willett, MD (@jkwillettmd) March 30, 2017

14.

Roll around in the sheets all day #badlyexplainyourjobpic.twitter.com/yDqmkvsaEI

— Creative+Accountant (@creative_ACCTNT) March 31, 2017

15.

Collect little pieces of people cut off by another guy with knife & stare at them all day #badlyexplainyourjob

— Sean R Williamson (@Williamson_SR) March 31, 2017

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I mesh online and offline communities to enable peer-to-peer integration and globally e-enable holistic clouds. #badlyexplainyourjob

— Chris Hearn (@cjhearn) March 31, 2017

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Treat consequences of gravity #badlyexplainyourjob

— screamingmd (@screamingmd) March 30, 2017