When Sylvanian families go bad – our 14 favourite foul-mouthed ‘Forest Friends’

 

8.

Ooooo, bear with me⏤ i just clipped a bollock on the saddle… pic.twitter.com/kEBJjjk2Ad

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 5, 2020

9.

– what do the scales say?
– well the little dial has spun all the way round to ‘none of your f**kin business brenda’… pic.twitter.com/1A4CnHo1Jq

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 23, 2020

10.

– i thought maybe if i tie my balloons to the playhouse, then me, you and mummy could float away to a world without viruses.
– f**k sake, what part of basic physics are you struggling with…? pic.twitter.com/f3IYls7P80

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) April 25, 2020

11.

– come out here and say that you specky twat!
– just leave it gary.
– i’ll wind you in the f**king willows…! pic.twitter.com/xxvRwokcnO

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) April 22, 2020

12.

– where did i come from?
– well me and daddy shared a special kind of hug and then 6 months later you arrived.
– and then a week after that the postman’s house burned down, remember sharon…? pic.twitter.com/kPx3l41Rdj

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) March 28, 2020

13.

– mummy, where do babies come from?
– well sweetie, from my experience it’s a mixture of methamphetamine, 3 russian sailors and a lack of regard for hygiene… pic.twitter.com/7V9xxtZhEp

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 4, 2020

14.

you know the rules:
– keys in the bowl.
– whips, clips and tassels upstairs.
– pills and pumps in the basement.
– no body fluids in the jacuzzi… pic.twitter.com/JqlWcSRIVu

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) February 2, 2020