14 jokes that are the best thing since sliced bread for #BritishSandwichWeek
Much like sharks, the British sandwich is celebrated for a whole week, and this is that week. In its honour, here are 14 jokes about sandwiches that made us eat our packed lunch early.
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https://twitter.com/craiguito/status/977599903282188288
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My pet peeve is sandwiches not being buttered to the edges of the bread. That, and the howling existential void that makes a cruel mockery of all human endeavour.#BritishSandwichWeek
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) May 21, 2018
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opening a sandwich/bdsm shop called “Dom’s Subs”
— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) May 22, 2018
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Just the best dancing sandwiches. pic.twitter.com/cFkzlkaeQS
— Paul (@bingowings14) April 19, 2016
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<God creating food>
"Ok cress, how's this – YOU will be sold with the dirt STILL ON"
"Err ok. Can I go in all sandwiches?"
"No. Only egg"
— Jason (@NickMotown) May 28, 2016
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to make a 'rustic' sandwich, simply make a normal sandwich and put it on a plank
— tom freethestones (@freethestones) November 27, 2012