An MP no-one’s heard of resigned and these 15 responses will make your day better

8.

I'm adding Chris Green to my list of people who chose the wrong day to make the public aware they even exist. https://t.co/pJ7iD8IBLm

— Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire) July 9, 2018

9.

I have just handed in my resignation to Theresa May. I am proud of my time as junior minister for innovative jams, technochutney, and ultramustard 3.0, but I simply cannot stand idly by while no-hopers like Chris Green get more attention than me.

— Sir Ian Bowler, MP (@sirianbowlermp) July 9, 2018

10.

https://twitter.com/missloulu2/status/1016401286525341696

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Shocking news about Chris Green – there's been someone working in government that almost nobody has heard of.

Never noticed him, don't care about him, won't miss him.

— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) July 9, 2018

12.

If Theresa May sends this as her official response to the resignation letter of Chris Green (parliamentary private secretary to the Department for Transport, as you obviously know), she can probably hold on to power for a little longer pic.twitter.com/WKup3ODaKA

— Claire Phipps (@Claire_Phipps) July 9, 2018

13.

Chris Green resigns. No, me neither, but the more the merrier. https://t.co/B6dNPbxewx

— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) July 9, 2018

14.

who the fuck is chris green and how has he just resigned from a job I didn't know he had that I apparently pay him to do????

— Stan's Account (@tristandross) July 9, 2018

15.

"Chris Green" is now trending, after having been used as a phrase in many tweets such as "Who is Chris Green?", "Why is Chris Green trending?" and "Who keeps doing tweets about Chris Green?"

— Al Kennedy (@housetoastonish) July 9, 2018

Not everyone pointed out his insignificance. Rufus Hound merely implied it with sarcasm.

https://twitter.com/RufusHound/status/1016409471902474242