Simply 19 hilarious reasons people gave for why they are still single
11.
Once I did an online profile for this dating site. The headline I used was You can ac-count on me. #WhyImSingle
— TicketsPlease (@brianclarkson5) August 7, 2018
12.
https://twitter.com/cinderbriella/status/1026837020994416642
13.
I don’t know if it’s the Star Wars bed or the Nerf Gun I keep loaded next to my Star Wars bed #WhyImSingle
— Lisa Lemon (@mseric) August 7, 2018
14.
A boy picked me a flower once. I panicked and ate it. #WhyImSingle
— Bert (@GrampaBerty) August 7, 2018
15.
https://twitter.com/NiceSpine/status/1026828694155927554
16.
*cute guy flirts with me*
*I flirt back*
***in the back of my mind “if you start dating someone, you’re going to have to start shaving your legs every day” *stops flirting and walks away*
This is #WhyImSingle— Laura R.S. (@laura_sifuente5) August 7, 2018
17.
I have a cat named Her Majesty Queen Meow Meow von Buckingham III, Esq. #WhyImSingle
— Erin (@Erin1237) August 7, 2018
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https://twitter.com/tippymaurant/status/1026683537838223360
19.
I showed my date a picture of my dog. She said, “Ugh. I hate dogs.” I said, “It was nice meeting you,” stood up and left. #whyimsingle
— Jesse Worstell (@JesseWorsty) August 7, 2018
This anecdote is in a horrible Venn diagram with #metoo.
Pizza for one it is, then.