People are sharing the words and phrases that would give them away – and it’s fab!
15.
Inability to remember the rules about when punctuation goes inside or outside quotation marks.
— Tim Carvell (@timcarvell) September 6, 2018
16.
Dinglenuts https://t.co/EL2ooiAFMY
— Brent Butt (@BrentButt) September 6, 2018
17.
Bottombonnet
— Patricia Barraclough (@PMBarraclough) September 6, 2018
18.
Glazed fucksticks. https://t.co/ExXZ2vDTNI
— C. Robert Cargill (@Massawyrm) September 6, 2018
19.
Semicolon use that is just obvious that it’s pleased with itself.
— Smilner (@tmsmilner) September 6, 2018
20.
"essentially" used 20 times in the first 200 words. https://t.co/8lAn5KPQQO
— Dan Olson (@FoldableHuman) September 6, 2018
21.
Motherfucker
— Masked Scheduler (@maskedscheduler) September 6, 2018
22.
Strategery
— Jeremy Bryan (@jmbryan03) September 6, 2018
23.
Holodeck metaphor
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) September 6, 2018
24.
Cockmonger. https://t.co/y1AcF3dwIP
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) September 6, 2018
25.
’I believe it was Albus Dumbledore who said ’in the maze you’ll find no monsters or creatures of the deep…’’
— the library haunter (@SketchesbyBoze) September 6, 2018
26.
Fartcop https://t.co/gmNcRmD4kM
— John Moe (@johnmoe) September 6, 2018
27.
AnyWHO
— Elizabeth Perkins (@Elizbethperkins) September 6, 2018
To conclude …
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1037676575406342144
But if you insist on being serious about it.
None. I would edit all tells out and would add words and phrases I never use if I did something like this
— Brent Snavely (@BrentSnavely) September 6, 2018