People shared their ‘favourite insults which don’t sound like insults’ and these 17 are from the very top drawer

Sometimes the very best insults are the ones that, on very first glance, don’t sound like insults at all.

We say this after u/curvyinfiltration36 asked this over on Reddit.

What is your favourite insult that doesn’t sound like an insult?

This was their particular favourite.

Wisdom has been chasing you but you have always been faster.

Some of the responders might have been slightly confused about the ‘doesn’t sound like an insult’ part, but we thought these 17 were definitely worth a look.

1.

‘You’re at the top of the bell-curve.’
kolarisk

2.

When someone gives you unsolicited advice, tell them it’s “worth every penny I paid for it.”
smileyeiley

3.

I don’t care what all the other guys say, you’re a hell of a worker, man.
Sir Mook

4.

“You look like you’re easy to draw.”
Iam_brokebroke

5.

Whenever someone tries to do a job quick rather than right, call them “Turbo”.
Rafapex

6.

”That’s nice dear” aka the granny version of ”cool story bro”.
ahjteam

7.

‘You continue to meet expectations’
Appropriate_Day2144

8.

If someone asks for a work reference, you can say: “. . .any Employer would be lucky to get this person to work for them.”
Spankh0us3

9.

I will give your suggestion all of the consideration which it deserves. 😉
Cafwen