25 of the funniest jokes to round off the week
13.
https://twitter.com/tkingdot/status/1062182749640056833
14.
why does half of Twitter think they're going to lead a communist uprising when they're too scared to order pizza on the phone
— Ry (@spinereader) November 14, 2018
15.
https://twitter.com/rickburin/status/1062342454022672386
16.
Old lady: I swallowed a fly
Me: omg
Old lady: And a spider
Me *stands in front of my pet bird* I think you should leave
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) November 14, 2018
17.
5 years ago today I asked my Twitter crush out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me.
She said no, both times, so here's a random couple from Google… pic.twitter.com/WhVdfZZy0i
— Neeks (@NeeksQuamina) November 10, 2018
18.
https://twitter.com/adamhess1/status/1062372499034390528
19.
https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/1063220501366026240
20.
[being murdered]
me: this is free, right?
— Joe Biden Press Release (Parody) (@joebldenpress) November 14, 2018
21.
kiss guys: ok chaim witz. it's time to pick a cool rock name. you can pick any name.
chaim: ok. i pick "gene simmons"— ringworm (@prawn_meat) November 15, 2018
22.
https://twitter.com/Dustinkcouch/status/1062747187052974080
23.
her: you wore that shirt yesterday
me: ever heard of laundry
her: did you do your laundry yesterday
me: I really don’t see how that’s relevant
— preston whaleiams (@prestovision) November 15, 2018
24.
I wonder how many Mexican waves have been started by someone accidentally sitting on a cat.
— Scott Hoad (@ScottHoad) November 15, 2018
25.
https://twitter.com/davidallengreen/status/1063094556386885632
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