18 surreal guesses at what’s in Kate Middleton’s handbag – not a euphemism

8.

https://twitter.com/stavvers/status/1066720130057609216

9.

Lip balm, small packet of tissues, giant brass key that opens a haunted tomb located in the third sub-basement of the British Museum, and the unpublicized bit of the Magna Carta with the means to grant her absolute power after Brexit and a few unfortunate accidents. https://t.co/q3YHE7fsbG

— Nick Buy My Book Mamatas 🤼‍♂️🏴🧭 (@NMamatas) November 25, 2018

10.

Harmonica, knuckleduster, etheric beam locator, fags. https://t.co/3bC6jgpGRZ

— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) November 25, 2018

11.

Batarang
Monofilament line
Tracking bug
Shark-repellent bat spray https://t.co/nxsVvPMbNC

— Antony Johnston (@antonyjohnston elsewhere, too) (@AntonyJohnston) November 25, 2018

12.

Four smaller handbags.

— Jack Deeth (@JackDeeth) November 25, 2018

13.

https://twitter.com/cstross/status/1066722131860471809

14.

Floss, lip gloss, a nip of gin, despair https://t.co/JFyR1uj2XU

— Kim Kierkegaardashian (@KimKierkegaard) November 26, 2018

15.

A Meghan doll and 3 pins. https://t.co/rKj8f5vJcH

— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) November 25, 2018

16.

Mind stone, Eye of Agamoto, the Æther, and a decongestant spray. https://t.co/sUcirGPS5c

— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) November 25, 2018

17.

Three sets of nunchucks and a creme egg https://t.co/rkHoZi0oxB

— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) November 25, 2018

18.

knuckle dusters.

20 B&H.

A pheasant sarnie.

Spare knickers. https://t.co/8Q2KKfCHsl

— 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@pearlylondon) November 25, 2018

Bonus: A little nod to an iconic comedy moment.

https://twitter.com/meandmybigmouth/status/1066831566142353410