18 surreal guesses at what’s in Kate Middleton’s handbag – not a euphemism
8.
assuming it's the four essentials any woman carries in her bag: lippy, crossbow, spare bolts, toad or other familiar. https://t.co/vZ0bLblYD5
— Another Angry Woman (@stavvers) November 25, 2018
9.
https://twitter.com/NMamatas/status/1066722079456690177
10.
Harmonica, knuckleduster, etheric beam locator, fags. https://t.co/3bC6jgpGRZ
— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) November 25, 2018
11.
Batarang
Monofilament line
Tracking bug
Shark-repellent bat spray https://t.co/nxsVvPMbNC— Antony Johnston (@AntonyJohnston) November 25, 2018
12.
Four smaller handbags.
— Jack Deeth (@JackDeeth) November 25, 2018
13.
A reliquary containing the cremains of her beloved pet vampire squid, a thurible of bat sex pheromones, a Necronomicon chapbook, and her face. https://t.co/45zX5aqeXP
— Charlie Stross (@cstross) November 25, 2018
14.
Floss, lip gloss, a nip of gin, despair https://t.co/JFyR1uj2XU
— Kim Kierkegaardashian (@KimKierkegaard) November 26, 2018
15.
A Meghan doll and 3 pins. https://t.co/rKj8f5vJcH
— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) November 25, 2018
16.
Mind stone, Eye of Agamoto, the Æther, and a decongestant spray. https://t.co/sUcirGPS5c
— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) November 25, 2018
17.
Three sets of nunchucks and a creme egg https://t.co/rkHoZi0oxB
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) November 25, 2018
18.
knuckle dusters.
20 B&H.
A pheasant sarnie.
Spare knickers. https://t.co/8Q2KKfCHsl
— Pearly (@londonlass666) November 25, 2018
Bonus: A little nod to an iconic comedy moment.
Candles. https://t.co/Mx3QpnfOO7
— Scott Pack (@meandmybigmouth) November 25, 2018
