18 surreal guesses at what’s in Kate Middleton’s handbag – not a euphemism

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https://twitter.com/stavvers/status/1066720130057609216

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Harmonica, knuckleduster, etheric beam locator, fags. https://t.co/3bC6jgpGRZ

— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) November 25, 2018

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Batarang
Monofilament line
Tracking bug
Shark-repellent bat spray https://t.co/nxsVvPMbNC

— Antony Johnston (@antonyjohnston elsewhere, too) (@AntonyJohnston) November 25, 2018

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Four smaller handbags.

— Jack Deeth (@JackDeeth) November 25, 2018

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https://twitter.com/cstross/status/1066722131860471809

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Floss, lip gloss, a nip of gin, despair https://t.co/JFyR1uj2XU

— Kim Kierkegaardashian (@KimKierkegaard) November 26, 2018

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A Meghan doll and 3 pins. https://t.co/rKj8f5vJcH

— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) November 25, 2018

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Mind stone, Eye of Agamoto, the Æther, and a decongestant spray. https://t.co/sUcirGPS5c

— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) November 25, 2018

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Three sets of nunchucks and a creme egg https://t.co/rkHoZi0oxB

— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) November 25, 2018

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Bonus: A little nod to an iconic comedy moment.

https://twitter.com/meandmybigmouth/status/1066831566142353410