18 surreal guesses at what’s in Kate Middleton’s handbag – not a euphemism
The mainstream media obsession with the Royals continues relentlessly, with the Mirror recently tempting readers with this bit of clickbait.
Kate Middleton only carries four items in her handbag – this is what they are https://t.co/DbsAnn3VNb pic.twitter.com/vCwcC7SvXO
— The Mirror (@DailyMirror) November 25, 2018
The actual items are – oh, that’s right – you don’t care. Whatever they are, Twitter users’ guesses have got to be more entertaining.
1.
Three Scart leads and a Lucozade. https://t.co/mBttwBB188
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) November 25, 2018
2.
https://twitter.com/susan_wokoma/status/1066718652454584321
3.
An Oompa Loompa, a guide to feigning interest, the planet Jupiter, a Twix. https://t.co/BzCBU31WTv
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) November 25, 2018
4.
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1066780883611463681
5.
Scuba mask, packet of Smash, Cd of Now That’s What I Call Music 17, tube of Anusol pic.twitter.com/La9meTTvhq
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) November 25, 2018
6.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. https://t.co/r1fvu8IdDq
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) November 25, 2018
7.
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,
Packet of Werther's Originals. https://t.co/rpa7029s2A— Lissa Evans (@LissaKEvans) November 25, 2018