The 14 funniest Advent calendar jokes we’ve seen so far

We’re well into Advent now, so it’s likely that you’ve opened all the doors, eaten all the chocolate and blamed the dog. Maybe chocolate isn’t your thing and you’ve made a bespoke calendar to suit your tastes. These 14 people may have given Advent calendars more thought than they deserve – or less.

1.

The best advent calendar. EVER. pic.twitter.com/wXIHvHS7cZ

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 1, 2018

2.

Why does the Trader Joe’s advent calendar have toilet paper? pic.twitter.com/eaocergEXm

— Wende (@wenders1022) December 2, 2018

3.

‘The Samuel Beckett Advent Calendar’ (for yesterday’s @guardianreview) pic.twitter.com/2BlJfmtNdX

— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) December 2, 2018

4.

https://twitter.com/niawilding/status/1068811620082700288

5.

Today my daughter's advent calendar has a gingerbread man frozen in carbonite. pic.twitter.com/WYULPktBQR

— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) December 2, 2018

6.

Love my new advent calendar. pic.twitter.com/ioNLAFVwNh

— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) December 2, 2018

7.

I don’t have an advent calendar so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever’s in there

— Rach (@RachaelvsWorld) December 1, 2018