This woman’s takedown of her ‘late sugar daddy Brad’ is just next level stuff
This woman’s ‘tribute’ (of sorts) to the man she describes as her ‘late sugar daddy Brad’ went viral because it reads like the plot of a Hollywood movie.
It’s beautifully written, begs so many questions and is occasionally vaguely troubling. But most of all it’s just downright hilarious.
No wonder it went viral.
First of all here’s ‘Demanda’ and Brad.
And here’s what she had to say about him.
As if it wasn’t amazing enough and then – bam! – along comes the double life with the ‘gay bodyguard’.
It was originally shared on Twitter by Duke Lathem.
i’ve had a couple of days to think about it and i’ve decided: this is my favourite ever instagram post pic.twitter.com/6So4GdlHa5
— “Gday mate” whisperer (@DukeLathem) December 15, 2018
And here are just a few of the things people were saying about it.
1.
What is love?
Baby don’t haunt me
Don’t haunt me
No more— 🔕 (@ellecia) December 15, 2018
2.
….. HER NAME IS DEMANDA?
DE MANDA? Come on.
— Firebert 🚮 (@idkmanwow) December 15, 2018
3.
Demanda Lottamoney
— Jeff (@musicpsych) December 15, 2018
4.
This is incredible
— LxDx (@wokestbloke) December 15, 2018
5.
imagine turning in a draft of a screenplay about a sugar daddy relationship and naming the main character Demanda
— S. anta got run over by a grandma (@daggerandpen) December 15, 2018
6.
this wasnt even a rollercoaster this was a whole damn theme park
— foose (he/him) (@wickerquestions) December 15, 2018
7.
A sugar daddy dying from diabetes is very apropos
— cub (@ten4noswitches) December 15, 2018
8.
every sentence of this was a surprise
— nicole tersigni (@nicsigni) December 15, 2018
9.
He was. ..on whippets? pic.twitter.com/oarUhPE6qt
— Joanne Hall (@hierath77) December 15, 2018
10.
There is so much happening in this that I had to read it in shifts.
— Leigh Albon (@lbalbon) December 15, 2018
11.
Send this to Melania she can use it someday.
— JoannG64 (@G64Joann) December 15, 2018
And in case, like this person, you were wondering.
I don’t even care if this is fake, it’s a work of art.
— Belinda Blumenthal (@Bethyyeah) December 15, 2018
The rest of her profile on IG is worth a visit too. Definitely not fake.
— Sarah Cuppa (@Sarah_Lady) December 15, 2018
To conclude …
https://twitter.com/jamieeast/status/1073908319302107136