These 17 disastrous dating stories will make you delete Tinder

10.

One time in college I took this chick out to dinner. When the check came out I put my card down. “I got it.” But before the waiter walked away she quickly ordered a burger and cheesecake to-go. I’m sitting there like, “Wait. What.”

“My bf’s probably going to be hungry later.” https://t.co/Y0MP0HIGBr

— Dylan Park-Pettiford (@dyllyp) January 24, 2019

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Three dates in: "I'm not attracted to you." Text afterwards: "But I still want to be collaborators. We should do a Friends parody Twitter account." https://t.co/RFs2KjwMXZ

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) January 23, 2019

12.

https://twitter.com/Ughfine88/status/1088126199531036674

13.

https://twitter.com/paulludwig/status/1088220109158731776

14.

https://twitter.com/gossipgriII/status/1087536780809711617

15.

LMAOOOOO pic.twitter.com/JrmeT1X91k

— aries (@proletariatitty) January 20, 2019

16.

Invites me over to “cook for me”. Comes downstairs in basketball shorts and slides. Has nothing prepared and ASKS me to help him throw some chicken and random vegetables in a pan. Watches me eat. Get the news Mac Miller died. He proceeds to insult his most latest album. A MESS

— Chandler✨ (@xochandlerr) January 20, 2019

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Matched with someone on tinder. He invites me to a bar/grill for drinks to meet. I get there, his whole family is there and then I find out it’s literally an hour after a family funeral. Then he sang awkward karaoke and then told his family i was his girlfriend.

— (@jessicazap14) January 22, 2019

It turns out that a terrible first date isn’t necessarily as bad as it seems.

https://twitter.com/Slade/status/1088136772243148800

One story sounded oddly familiar.

I was on a cruise and met this cute poor boy. We totally hit it off and fucked in a stranger’s car LOL! Long story short, the boat sank and I’m not a good sharer so I saved myself and my jewlery and watched him freeze to death. It was such bummer ending to a fun trip 🙁 https://t.co/hUqirrpzGG

— Michael Benjamin (@mfbenji) January 23, 2019

Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.