The internet can’t handle Theresa May’s jam revelations – 16 hilarious responses
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[UK]
Theresa May: [chanting] jam, jam-
UK Twitter: jam, JAM
Journalists: [pounding keyboards] JAM, JAM, JAM!
— Craig Addison (@Craigadd) February 13, 2019
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Theresa May: I pick sweetcorn out of my shit with tweezers and put it in sandwiches
— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) February 13, 2019
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*Chris Morris voice* pic.twitter.com/EAVSz64avn
— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) February 13, 2019
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the most powerful Brexit metaphor I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/Uf2sz1v8XV
— Alan White (@aljwhite) February 13, 2019
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First off, why is she unpatriotically eating so little jam that it goes mouldy in a country globally renowned for its innovative preserves? Second, video or it didn't happen. https://t.co/fPAr8nuO9s
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) February 13, 2019
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Of course you say you scrape the mould off the jam, unless you want to look like some fancy la de dah Earl of Waitrose. And if you mention golliwogs or call it a "conserve" I'll scrape your jam off the pavement, stuff you in your dad and eat you both like a cunt doughnut. pic.twitter.com/XZcDI1nszI
— joe (@mutablejoe) February 13, 2019
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For a woman who once dropped nearly a grand on some very average leather kecks, risking a Listeria coma for the sake of 25 pence worth of jam is a strange choice.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) February 13, 2019
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theresa may 100% eats the mould first and throws away the jam
— Chris Boyd (looking for work!) (@paperghost) February 13, 2019
Journalist Hugo Rifkind asked an important question.
How incredibly old does jam have to be to go mouldy, anyway?
— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) February 13, 2019
We’d ask Theresa May, but she’s too busy digging into a jar she just found at the back of her cupboard.