Kenny G was in Kim Kardashian West’s living room – the 22 funniest pisstakes

If the Valentine’s Day treats in your house were heart-shaped pizzas or a sharing bag of Maltesers, you could be forgiven for thinking Kanye West‘s arrangements were a bit over the top. Even if your treats were Beluga caviar and Dom Perignon, you might still think he went a bit overboard, because at least one of his gifts for wife, Kim Kardashian West, was this:

https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1096130234879889408

It’s not clear whether they made Kenny G stand in the middle while they positioned the vases or he’s simply very good at tiptoeing, but it was a typically grand gesture that just cried out to have the piss taken out of it – and the internet stepped up.

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https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1096184178587066368

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https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/1096147868958842882

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this trailer for @JordanPeele's The Twilight Zone looks more terrifying than anything I could have ever imagined https://t.co/QDceiBgDgG

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) February 14, 2019

Just fixed the track.
No need to thank me. pic.twitter.com/S0fwATtWNv

— James Herring (@itsjamesherring) February 16, 2019

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https://twitter.com/imchriskelly/status/1096200717033824258

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If somebody did this to me I would call the police to report an intruder, get a restraining order against the person who organised it, then shower and scrub myself with wire wool while playing Ornette Coleman full blast to deterge my ears. https://t.co/4eBOwSWpBR

— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) February 14, 2019

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What a strange nightmare. https://t.co/fgUcUefsyQ

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) February 14, 2019

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https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1096157721026543623

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https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/1096155091755827204

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https://twitter.com/Terri_White/status/1096183523130699782

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Kenny G stop breaking into houses and setting elaborate rose mazes! https://t.co/CXzR7VmHjo

— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) February 14, 2019

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https://twitter.com/jamieloftusHELP/status/1096146475665506304