“If Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson opened a pub …what would it be called?” – 14 hilarious suggestions
If ever a career politician were likely to open a pub, it’s Nigel Farage. Of course, he’d open the pub without a plan about what to stock, where to get it from or how to apply for a licence, but nobody’s perfect. When Twitter user, @SurreyAmps spotted a pub called the Crab & Lobster, it got him wondering about the possibility of Landlord Farage and his bar manager, Boris Johnson.
https://twitter.com/SurreyAmps/status/1125382123190403073
There were quite a few suggestions, all of them insulting – what are the odds? These were our favourites.
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The Empty Shells https://t.co/JaMwiJLE1H
— Otto English (@Otto_English) May 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/MrsVB/status/1125669456284475398
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The 'Shit & Bigot' https://t.co/HrIFSoSMFu
— GET A GRIP (@docrussjackson) May 7, 2019
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The Two Cocks
— (@bracealmighty) May 7, 2019
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The Norfolk & Chance …. say it quickly
— Marek (@MarekmikaMarek) May 6, 2019
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The & shovel
— Toby #FBPE (@tobyh45) May 6, 2019