This next-level anti-vaxxer theory got entirely the takedowns it deserved
In the top 10 ‘most batshit anti-vaxxer theories’ – probably 10 isn’t enough, let’s make it 100 – then this would be close to the very top.
Scratch that, it would be top.
It was shared by someone called GailQ on Twitter and, well, this is what she had to say.
‘Could vaccines containing female DNA from aborted babies be creating gender confusion? No health authority has researched this – your babies are the experiment!!!’
And the picture she posted with it.
We don’t know where to start. Fortunately for all concerned, these people knew EXACTLY where to start.
1.
Could eating plant dna be turning your children into plant???
— FREE CHELSEA MANNING⚧ (@SuchApple) July 8, 2019
2.
The doctor that created insulin got it from the pancreas of a dog.
No diabetics turned into dogs.
— Ravenclaw_of_House_Stark (@Wh0v1an_4_L1fe) July 8, 2019
3.
That's why a blood transfusion from a woman donor makes men effeminate, right?
— hiroad77 (@hiroad77) July 7, 2019
4.
Could the moon be made of hardened precum? No space authority has researched this,, very fishy!!
— lil guillotine (@mitranaiyu) July 8, 2019
5.
She's right about one thing: no health authority has researched this. https://t.co/JcFlUqxzzO
— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) July 8, 2019
6.
No health authority has researched this because it is completely insane, Gail.
— Giovanni Torre (@GiovanniTorre) July 8, 2019
7.
What alternate reality do you inhabit? I want to make sure I never accidentally stumble in there.
— RC deWinter (@RCdeWinter) July 8, 2019
8.
If this was true then everyone who ate pork would turn into a pig
— Chris Hubris 🌊🐬 (@Chris_Hubris) July 8, 2019
9.
Could some shit I just made up be making cats telepathic? No vets are investigating this. Your cats could be reading your mind now. https://t.co/Cj3zWXgaNt
— Oonagh (@Okeating) July 8, 2019
10.
This is the purest form of accidental comedy I've seen this year.
Comedians could toil their entire careers & never produce anything as funny as this mess of a tweet.
— 🌶️ Casey 🌶️ (@FENNERGY) July 8, 2019
11.
Please don’t breed
— Hannah (@heartofhannah1) July 8, 2019
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