19 of the dumbest things people have actually uttered aloud
11.
How long do you cook a 3-minute egg for? Was said by a cook at a restaurant.
— murray king (@mukiju1) July 25, 2019
12.
Why was Windsor Castle built so close to Heathrow Airport.
— jestershead (@jestershead) July 25, 2019
13.
When I gave birth to my boy / girl twins, you would not believe how many people would ask me if they were identical… for.. years.. ! #smh https://t.co/qgn0WJcAAc
— AbbiGayle Wheaton (@NinjaReception) July 26, 2019
14.
Last one.
Showing my apprentice how to do a fairly complex job.
He stops me and says " I got it, it's not like you need to be a Science Rocketist to figure this out"🤔
Maybe we should go over this one more time…
— Jason (@sparky347v) July 26, 2019
15.
I worked for Comcast and I was speaking with a customer about an issue with their computer not turning on. I asked him to follow the cords from his DESKTOP computer to ensure the connection was good. His response was; I have wireless internet. I don't need to plug in my computer! https://t.co/OrLYgOQ0oj
— Natasha Buckley (@Tbucks) July 26, 2019
16.
I can. A man I met, years ago, asked me with a straight face… what state is New York City in? New Jersey?
— Jamie Weis (@Skamama01) July 26, 2019
17.
I worked for a cruise line & after I told a customer all the ship's suites had balconies, she asked me if the cabin she had chosen was above the water line.
— Susan Chappelle (@SusanChappelle1) July 25, 2019
18.
I have one more . We were visiting my brother who lived in Italy. I pointed out the olive trees loaded with fruit. My sister-in-law argue that they were not olives, I said yes they were, she said No because olives have a little red thing in the middle.
— DB🗽☮🌊🌊🌊 (@DeBruler2324) July 25, 2019
19.
I said it; I was talking to a friend on the phone, looked at my wife and said, “Baby, have you seen my phone? I need to look something up.” She giggled. 😏
— Nick Hodge (@_Nick_Hodge) July 26, 2019
Twitter user, Bridget Resists, got a little bit political.
I’ve heard totally normal-seeming people say they voted for tRump. That’s how I found out they were idiots.
— Bridget Resists 🗽🇺🇸🌊✊❤️ (@BridgetSterli19) July 26, 2019
This, however, takes the prize for being dumb and insensitive.
I was at the home of a high school friend after the funeral of her father who died on a family vacation and one of our classmates went up to the mother and said: “ how was the trip otherwise“?
— Sharon Dennis (@sddphoto) July 25, 2019
“Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”