We asked you to caption a photo of Boris Johnson holding a chicken – our 19 favourites
11.
Chicken: "No seriously, how many children do *you* have?"
— Amjad Khan (@SmartCircleComm) July 30, 2019
12.
And which one of my children are you?
— Andy Whittle (@andybwhittle) July 30, 2019
13.
Any chance you understand this Brexit thing?
— David Steele (@dsteele1982) July 30, 2019
14.
Brainless farmyard animal hypnotised by chicken.
— Matt Thomas (@MattT_Author) July 30, 2019
15.
Well the boys and I normally prefer a pig…
— Ross Muir (@rossabroad) July 30, 2019
16.
Chicken Run reboot looks shite
— Kreig the Psycho (I'm actually quite shy) (@PhippsnotFipps) July 30, 2019
17.
"Then you just throttle them and lob one of them onto the table whenever you need to distract the media."
— Paul Emanuelli (@UnpubWrites) July 30, 2019
18.
Boris Johnson gets caught with his pecker out again.
— Neil Olney (@NeilOlney) July 30, 2019
19.
Boris stockpiling for no deal.
— Pat19eighty4 (@Pat19eighty4) July 30, 2019
Finally, Ian Hall gave us this optimistic take.
Johnson meets only member of the public who'd vote for him. https://t.co/TVVeSCrUzQ
— Ian Hall (@Ian64) July 30, 2019
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