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One of Bucks Fizz has joined the Brexit Party – the only 9 catchy comebacks you need

The Brexit Party announced a load of intended parliamentary candidates a couple of weeks ago; the lucky gang having duly paid their £50 supporters’ fee, plus a non-refundable £100 to cover the cost of their application. That’s a hefty hourly rate for a lacky giving their form the once-over and saying “They’ll do.” However, they announced one candidate just yesterday, and it was a familiar face.

Eurovision winners – the irony – Bucks Fizz were known for a short string of hits and their two male, two female, all-blonde line-up, as well as the gimmick of tearing off the women’s skirts for their first hit, “Making Your Mind Up”. There followed a flurry of – mostly lyrically inspired – reactions.

These nine comebacks are better than any Jay Aston Colquhounis ever managed to pull off.

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Sweary fave, Malcolm Tucker Esq. thought she might have been trying to save her own skin.

That’s her motives exposed, then.

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