A thread explaining why cats would win a war against the Scots is the distraction we all need
First the UK, then the continent …
Now the cats have infiltrated the continent. They’ve found France. The french will surrender immediately. Now the cats have the french on their side. They have vehicles, medicine, resources
— Lawrence Ward (@LawrWard) September 1, 2019
All hail the cat overlords. They can not be stopped.
— Lawrence Ward (@LawrWard) September 1, 2019
And there you have it. Refute that, if you can. There were a few reactions to @LawrWard‘s dystopian thread.
Now this is how you do a twitter thread. https://t.co/Z959r9nLvo
— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) September 1, 2019
I have already spent far too much time thinking about how many cats I could fend off 😂
🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱 https://t.co/gNZVABNsaT— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) September 2, 2019
Twitter user @FaZe_Garv had another devastating point for anyone who might still be harbouring hopes of a win for humankind.
You also need to kill each cat 9 times, they’d be unstoppable https://t.co/wgisAAqZE4
— James 🐺 (@FaZe_Garv) September 1, 2019