Boris Johnson just lost his majority live on TV – 21 tweets that nail his House of Commons horror show
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I think this is perhaps the most entertaining bit of the whole pathetic charade. Imagine having bitten, clawed and knifed your way to the job you’ve considered to be your destiny since childhood, only to find you’re really crap at it. https://t.co/DeLOR8UqjS
— Ben Stanley (@BDStanley) September 3, 2019
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https://twitter.com/caitlinmoran/status/1168905708361924610
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I think what we've all learned from today is that literally nobody likes Boris Johnson.
— David Quantick (@quantick) September 3, 2019
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https://twitter.com/kierongillen/status/1168911847417929736
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Is it the setting? He’s ideal for the after-dinner circuit. He is elevated by the laughter and the admiration. But the Commons is a bear pit. You’ll get fuck all of that here. It seems to be sucking the lifeblood from him.
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) September 3, 2019
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Boris Johnson is experiencing a female horse's fifth birthday – he's losing a Phil Lee, but having a mare.
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) September 3, 2019
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I’ve had to turn it off. It’s like being forced to listen to the most irritating person in the pub say the same bullshit over and over again. I’ll leave the heavy lifting to @iandunt and pay attention to him instead.
— Rhodri Marsden ⏏️ (@rhodri) September 3, 2019
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It’s embarrassing that this waffling, bullshitting chancer has managed to con his way to becoming Prime Minister. This is an astonishingly terrible display. A dog who didn’t so much catch the car as get run over by it on television in real time.
— Steve Mosby (@stevemosby) September 3, 2019
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#houseofcommons pic.twitter.com/5IeJkF9uHK
— Jamie (@GingerPower_) September 3, 2019
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https://twitter.com/BrianSpanner1/status/1168909834382712834
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It's not really funny. It's probably the end.
— Tom Stoppard Quotes (@StoppardQuotes) September 3, 2019
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