Simply 9 tweets that perfectly capture Boris Johnson’s worst day

It wasn’t just a bad day at the office for Boris Johnson, it was the worst day. Exactly how bad was it? This bad.

If you're wondering how bad the day was for Boris Johnson, he went from having a majority of one to now being 43 short of a majority.

IN. ONE. DAY.

— Shehab Khan ITV (@ShehabKhan) September 3, 2019

And these 9 tweets perfectly capture his dies horribilis (that one’s for you, Jacob Rees-Mogg).

1.

When you get the job you wanted, all your life. pic.twitter.com/3NuVFbthoi

— Niecy O'Keeffe (@NiecyOKeeffe) September 3, 2019

2.

Boris Johnson gave a shit speech, lost his majority live on TV, lost the vote, and now he's off to fire his hero's grandson. A master tactician.

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 3, 2019

3.

I think this is perhaps the most entertaining bit of the whole pathetic charade. Imagine having bitten, clawed and knifed your way to the job you’ve considered to be your destiny since childhood, only to find you’re really crap at it. https://t.co/DeLOR8UqjS

— Ben Stanley (@BDStanley) September 3, 2019

4.

The sense of bewildered entitlement born of a lifetime of having never been told “no”. The schadenfreude is delicious.

— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) September 3, 2019

5.

In Ever Decreasing Circles, Richard Briers used to get gales of laughter with precisely this face whenever his plans were thwarted. pic.twitter.com/ZXSxBRPcBl

— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) September 4, 2019

6.

https://twitter.com/neeratanden/status/1169086567111172096

7.

"Hello everyone, can I have everything that I want?"
"Yes Boris, but the catch is you'll be shit at it."

— David Quantick (@quantick) September 4, 2019

8.

Has anyone tried switching politics off and on again?

— Ian Rankin (@Beathhigh) September 3, 2019

9.

“When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.” 

Winnie-the-Pooh pic.twitter.com/z8tBE34jo2

— Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire) September 4, 2019

If you prefer moving pictures, this is perfect.

Live footage of Boris Johnson taking us out of the EU by October 31st https://t.co/GLy3K6SZQs

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 4, 2019

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