Simply 17 funny things people said about Jo Johnson’s shock resignation (not including the joke everyone did)

10.

* Suggested script for the BBC Mini Series about all this *

Boris: “I don’t understand, why can’t you just believe in Britain?”

Jo: “I believe in Britain. I just don’t believe in you.”

<walks out>

…

<peeks back in>

Jo: “That wedgie in 3rd form not so funny now, huh bro?” https://t.co/oFdVrbH41t

— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines) September 5, 2019

11.

Oh, no, JohnsonNJohnson split up!

No more, no more tears https://t.co/ZnwZ45Tka4

— Juul e Laal (@antifatwa) September 5, 2019

12.

FIGHT! pic.twitter.com/F8oy16wurc

— Captain Howdy (@MajorPazuzu) September 5, 2019

13.

Boris: “well the country hates me but at least I’ve got my family”

Boris’ family: https://t.co/WEDTfr58S8

— Jamie (@GingerPower_) September 5, 2019

14.

Boris Johnson doesn’t even have a brother. That’s just photos of him when he brushes his hair.

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 5, 2019

15.

I'm starting to think Boris Johnson might be fucking this up.

— cluedont (@cluedont) September 5, 2019

16.

Has Boris deselected him as a brother yet? https://t.co/wpECnw4mtd

— Ian Power (@IHPower) September 5, 2019

17.

Jo Johnson has resigned to spen-

Ah, forget it. pic.twitter.com/FYHkjcEu21

— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) September 5, 2019

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Boris Johnson’s brother Jo Johnson has quit and everyone made the same joke