Our 25 favourite funny posts from this week
13.
“as per my previous email”
– weirdly formal
– passive aggressive
– might not get a reply“if you’d used your fuckin eyes, Geoff”
– shows a passion for biology
– informal, first name terms
– even better if their name isn’t Geoff— ruby🦎 (@roobeekeane) September 24, 2019
14.
I wish I wanted anything as much as Microsoft Edge wants to be your default browser
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) September 22, 2019
15.
A weighted blanket sounds like an actual nightmare. Waking up to something holding you down, just get a cat or a job you don’t like.
— Kiri Pr'chard-McLean (@kiripritchardmc) September 20, 2019
16.
my boyfriend is so loyal he doesnt watch porn with any girls in it 🥰🥰🥰🥰
— ersha🥀 (@ershacaitlin) September 22, 2019
17.
Do not levitate over flowers pic.twitter.com/YY5utbkOGy
— batkaren (@batkaren) September 24, 2019
18.
roberts across the globe breathe a sigh of relief. pic.twitter.com/udV6A1RojY
— bobby (@bobby) September 24, 2019
19.
Worries that your profile pic is unflattering? Today is the feast of St Wenceslas. This is how he is generally depicted. He was martyred at the age of 25 pic.twitter.com/KF2ub08Fy9
— Frank Cottrell-Boyce (@frankcottrell_b) September 26, 2019
20.
Toddler: that’s a loud car daddy!
Me: that is a VERY loud car. Do you remember what that means?
Toddler: it means someone has a small penis!
Me: it means someone has a VERY small penis.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) September 25, 2019
21.
[slips DJ a 20] do you have any Harry Potter audiobooks
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) September 26, 2019
22.
going to a rehearsal dinner tonight. theyre gonna be so impressed lmao i am already so good at eating dinner
— randy (@leakypod) September 26, 2019
23.
very mixed messages pic.twitter.com/4gNHgE23Bm
— Philippa Warr (@philippawarr) September 24, 2019
24.
Great photo of Justin Bieber with his gran pic.twitter.com/EdYxojra81
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 24, 2019
25.
I can’t believe I’m sitting here plagued with imposter syndrome when Boris Johnson is running the country
— Sara Gibbs (@Sara_Rose_G) September 26, 2019
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