Peter Andre’s alleged coronavirus precautions caused an outbreak of pisstaking

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I've always been a fan of having zero contact with Peter Andre.

— Krystal Vittles (@KrystalVittles) March 2, 2020

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For fuck's sake… https://t.co/lsAPXfdOPU

— Dom Joly (@domjoly) March 2, 2020

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Sod’s law that is. I’ve had selfies with Peter Andre in my diary for months – why today?

— Dan Howdle (@DanHowdle) March 2, 2020

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Mysterious germ https://t.co/eEolBQJqLm

— Andy Heaton (@Andrew_Heaton) March 2, 2020

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Batten down the hatches and stock up on loo roll and tinned food, everyone: coronavirus just reached the "no selfies with Peter Andre" tipping point. https://t.co/Ylo1HHQg4H

— John H ꙮ (@johnthelutheran) March 2, 2020

Plot twist: Peter Andre didn’t have a clue, apparently, that he was forbidden fruit, but we very much enjoyed his response.

Ok this must be a wind up because I hugged Everyone I met. People were saying to me that they had been told not to touch me and that there were signs.I thought they were joking. Brilliant. I am now officially a diva without being a diva .On a serious note though don’t touch me 😂 pic.twitter.com/uLm1HeM7Re

— Peter Andre (@MrPeterAndre) March 2, 2020

It’s absolutely *lowers sunglasses* insania.

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