17 funny takes on the coronavirus to help keep your spirits up

Oonagh Keating. Updated March 31st, 2020

10.

Police twitter accounts then:
Meet our service dog 🐕‍🦺 snuffles 💕 be nice she’s a wittle shy

Police twitter accounts now:
Maureen, 65, was seen resting on a bench mid exercise due to asthma, technically making it two separate bouts of exercise. We have thrown her in nonce wing.

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 30, 2020

11.

Has anyone else started eating as if it’s Christmas. Just had my afternoon chocolate orange break

— Grace Petrie (@gracepetrie) March 30, 2020

12.

Planning a big night out for my birthday but can't decide where to go – kitchen or bathroom?

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 30, 2020

13.

My three quarantine moods pic.twitter.com/2qOlYpQMSb

— Maria Mellor (@Maria_mellor) March 28, 2020

14.

I'm not saying I'm going to suck at homeschooling my kids but my daughter just asked
"Dad, what's a synonym?"
And I replied
"It's a spice"
Have a top week, everybody

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 30, 2020

15.

Missing Pret so much that I might put a code lock on my own bathroom door

— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) March 30, 2020

16.

As my wife has just observed: Britain is a collective kid in a car journey: are we there yet? We've just checked the satnav and it's recalculating ETA. We've already opened the lemon sherbets and the motorway sign says "queues on M4 for 168 miles – use alternative route".

— Ben Fenton (@benfenton) March 30, 2020

17.

House near us puts these bears out each day, doing a different activity every time. It’s all I live for currently… pic.twitter.com/cSKYiqZL1Z

— Adam Harrison (@Adam_Harrison13) March 30, 2020

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