14 times ‘That Bloke Jesus’ on Twitter nailed life under lockdown
There’s a rather jolly Twitter feed called Jesus H Christ – @ThatBloke_Jesus – which has come into its own a bit during the coronavirus lockdown.
And here are just a few examples why.
1.
Judas!!! You logged in mate? pic.twitter.com/UQZsTJDCcQ
— Jesus H Christ! (@ThatBloke_Jesus) April 2, 2020
2.
If you’re bored at home and wanting a new workout routine, try Crossfit
LOL, no just kidding it really hurts
— Jesus H Christ! (@ThatBloke_Jesus) April 6, 2020
3.
In line with the recent government safety restrictions I will be crucifying myself from home this Easter
— Jesus H Christ! (@ThatBloke_Jesus) March 30, 2020
4.
OMG I have just seen all your prayers
They were in my junk folder. LOL
— Jesus H Christ! (@ThatBloke_Jesus) April 3, 2020
5.
Big shout out to Jerry from Chorley who just thanked me because he thought he’d lost the tv remote but then he found it under the couch
Anytime Jezza!
It’s what I do lad— Jesus H Christ! (@ThatBloke_Jesus) April 3, 2020
6.
FFS pic.twitter.com/DNatl9GgBP
— Jesus H Christ! (@ThatBloke_Jesus) April 1, 2020
7.
The next person who posts a home workout video is going straight to hell
— Jesus H Christ! (@ThatBloke_Jesus) March 26, 2020
8.
Thou shalt stay the fuck home and not be an inconsiderate prick
— Jesus H Christ! (@ThatBloke_Jesus) March 23, 2020