Our 15 favourite funny takes on life in the time of Covid-19

Oonagh Keating. Updated June 5th, 2020

9. It’s just not worth having a calendar.

Yeah, good idea, Siri. pic.twitter.com/tqIRFXiGBr

— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) June 3, 2020

10. It seems like the government is often a few steps behind the curve.

"Let’s cross that bridge when we’ve gone past it."
– latest government measures to tackle coronavirus.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 4, 2020

11. Manners are still important.

Apparently, maintaining social distance by telling people to fuck off isn’t government policy. Apologies to everyone in the supermarket this afternoon.

— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) June 4, 2020

12. There are some unexpected benefits of the situation.

Really excited about face coverings being mandatory on public transport from June 15th purely for how much it’ll confuse the shit out of Islamaphobes.

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) June 4, 2020

13. If you were an idiot before lockdown, you’re still going to be an idiot now.

Saw an absolute bellend giving shit to a Tesco guy because of queue length. When he turned round after his tantrum, his t shirt said YOU GOT THIS and his sole purchase was a carton of Ribena.

— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) June 3, 2020

14. People are in denial.

British people: “this time has changed us, it’s made us reflect on how we live and how a simpler way is so much better!”

Also British people: pic.twitter.com/MnH00Fp0lk

— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) June 4, 2020

15. For some of us, lockdown is a holiday from having to put up with people.

I’m in favor of keeping every aspect of social distancing in place after this ends

— Tony 🐜🍯 (@tsm560) May 4, 2020

Bonus: Some things never change.

Good to see Pret A Mangers in London opening again with a rule for customers to keep 2 metres apart. However some branches in the centre are closer together than that.

— edgarwright (@edgarwright) June 5, 2020

Image Downing Street, Sanjeev Kohli

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