18 of the funniest things you can say at the theatre and during sex
10.
This is so uncomfortable. It's not wide enough, and I'm getting pins and needles in my legs. https://t.co/k1svedgcwY
— Jenny Ryan (@jenlion) August 19, 2020
11.
I’m glad you came with me this time
— Paul (@bingowings14) August 19, 2020
12.
Can we grab a drink before we put ourselves through the second half? https://t.co/sGXBqg5Car
— Patrick Kidd (@patrick_kidd) August 19, 2020
13.
That should be me up there!
— CJ de Mooi (@cjdemooi) August 18, 2020
14.
He's behind you!! https://t.co/4ISDJfE1ZF
— Russ (@RussInCheshire) August 18, 2020
15.
This is shit. https://t.co/bSNjdSbjZZ
— Alan Turkington (@thisisAlanTurk) August 18, 2020
16.
'Line' https://t.co/EHuY5LPptB
— Michael Govern Ready (@mikegove12) August 19, 2020
17.
It ruins it when you talk https://t.co/cvPWRsgBtJ
— Lockdown Hel (@givesyouHel) August 19, 2020
18.
'Can we get an ice cream halfway through?' https://t.co/Jw6i76x19Q
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) August 19, 2020
Appropriately enough, Louise Stewart channelled Shakespeare for her suggestion.
Exit, pursued by a bare. https://t.co/XS1FsiHP23
— Louise Stewart (@LouiseStewart) August 18, 2020
The course of true love never did run smooth.
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