17 funny things you can say during sex and at IKEA

10.

Bust out the tape measure

— Johan_Von_Schnitzel (@Johan_Schnitzel) August 31, 2020

11.

Sit on it and let me know if it’s comfortable.

— Simon Doherty (@oldspeak1) August 31, 2020

12.

That definitely wasn't worth the money. https://t.co/oYc2efbHGZ

— Melania on the Run 🌊 (@MelaniaTrumpe) August 31, 2020

13.

BILLY! https://t.co/NWONv89bAB

— Darren Leathley (@DarrenLeathley) August 31, 2020

14.

"hurry up, the football's on in 10 minutes…." https://t.co/s2AfBC7LDf

— Allan Snedden (@allansnedden) August 31, 2020

15.

Can we skip most of it and just go the quick route to the end? https://t.co/U26DddlnGd

— FiWa (@Fi79) August 31, 2020

16.

"I have a massive penis." https://t.co/eqG7HUGl51

— David Quantick (@quantick) August 31, 2020

17.

I've only come along for the meatballs https://t.co/MNojUwKKNU

— Emma on thin icing. 🏳️‍🌈 #blacklivesmatter (@peopleareberks) August 31, 2020

To conclude:

Can I get a refund? https://t.co/kgHgV9QZNU

— The Fourth Grace (@frayedknot14) August 31, 2020

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