Keir Starmer wrote an enormous essay about his values and got panned

9.

main thing you need to know about Keir Starmer's essay is that it has:

– 29 mentions of "business"

– zero mentions of "socialism", "socialist", "nationalise", "public ownership", "comrades", "corbyn", "Momentum"

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) September 23, 2021

10.

This whole time he's been writing an essay?https://t.co/1n1Fgwd4pC

— Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu) September 23, 2021

11.

If you've not read Keir Starmer's essay it's basically like if they did a Christmas annual of Labour press releases

— Jon Stone (@joncstone) September 22, 2021

12.

BREAKING: Starmer's essay contains secret coded message.

'If you take every 12th and then every 15th letter and reverse the order, it spells 'Crbns-fault-and-he-done-Diana-JFK-Crbyn-satan-burn-him,' said a source.

Sir Keir Starmer has been invited to comment.

— simon maginn (@simonmaginn) September 23, 2021

13.

What do we want?
A robust opposition!

When do we want it?
After the leader has finished writing his 11,500 word essay about how we're all in this together and that! https://t.co/yaxcWsVqd7

— thedeathofbuckley (@deathofbuckley) September 23, 2021

14.

If I wanted 14,000 words on hard working families I'd just read all 10 Fast & Furious scripts.

— Marcus Rashford fanclub (@DinhoRebranded) September 23, 2021

15.

Kafka’s Metamorphosis is only 10 pages longer than Starmer’s essay.

— (@papasombra) September 23, 2021

If you can’t be bothered reading it, don’t worry –

Glad to announce that I've secured the movie rights for Keir Starmer's 14,000 word essay.

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) September 23, 2021

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