27 times this spoof customer care account hilariously trolled people complaining on Twitter
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Hi @Lunarayven. So sorry you’ve received your change in legal tender. We’ll have the store closed down and the staff fired immediately. pic.twitter.com/qfjkT6OGtb
— Customer Care (@customercaring) December 9, 2017
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Hi @emma_annxx. Unless you’re visiting us from the future it should be fine. We’ll pop a calendar in the post so you can see how years and months work. pic.twitter.com/fSGyPnXt0I
— Customer Care (@customercaring) December 27, 2017
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Hi @kathryn_ac. The kid behind the kiosk is Nathan, he’s on work experience. We’ll put him on our customer manners course. You can join him if you like? You also come across as a rude prick and f**king awful…. pic.twitter.com/VZu4a44tGg
— Customer Care (@customercaring) June 25, 2020
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Hi @campbellclaret. So sorry. We thought you of all people would understand that promises can be hollow and meaningless. Don’t worry though, we have a plan to spin this… pic.twitter.com/ln00LPomlZ
— Customer Care (@customercaring) April 3, 2018
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Oh no @runcornlass that is awful! You probably don’t have long. Get your affairs in order and say bye to loved ones. We’ll send a £5 voucher to your family as an apology pic.twitter.com/VEQYvjVyYv
— Customer Care (@customercaring) June 29, 2019
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Hi @Gemx86x. Usually if you order hot food it will be hot. Be careful of the tea and coffee. We use boiling water… pic.twitter.com/PubpT76s05
— Customer Care (@customercaring) July 25, 2017
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Oh f*** off @tommyglive. You’re in our stores to get food, not for the red carpet treatment and to be told your hair looks nice. Fill your basket, pay and p*** off.
Thank you for your custom, we look forward to seeing you soon. pic.twitter.com/ZUVIxr4efu— Customer Care (@customercaring) April 9, 2019
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Hi @StormBond. Yes, there’s been a worldwide pandemic which has caused a few issues. You may have seen it on the news? pic.twitter.com/aCD8r0nYcN
— Customer Care (@customercaring) July 7, 2020
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So sorry about this @WBurne. We’ve passed this on to our first world problems team. We regret to inform you our in store arse wiper is also off ill at the moment. pic.twitter.com/LM5VZeJEJf
— Customer Care (@customercaring) October 1, 2019
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Hi @Rhyan_Murphy. You’re absolutely right, we are so sorry. We should be able to tell exactly what job everyone does by the make, model and colour of their car. pic.twitter.com/S2qRzQ1r49
— Customer Care (@customercaring) September 25, 2020
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This is awful to hear @nigelleek. We can’t imagine how embarrassing that must be to have kids that cry at things like this. If you bring them in to store we’d be happy to tell them to grow up. pic.twitter.com/vwnxbbBgmM
— Customer Care (@customercaring) December 28, 2019
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Hi @adrncy . You do realise the self service checkout is you? Don't be disappointed in yourself. You're ok. Chin up. pic.twitter.com/DffRjO7okK
— Customer Care (@customercaring) November 23, 2016
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Sorry about this @kaththino. We imagine this brought a tear to your eye. We can replace with another onion but that’s shallot…. pic.twitter.com/evuGTZxs7U
— Customer Care (@customercaring) March 8, 2020
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Hi Dave. That will have been Sven our Swedish driver. Two fingers in Sweden means hello. 🖕🏼this means bye. https://t.co/fVv14uyrSd
— Customer Care (@customercaring) November 2, 2016
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