‘What unimpressive things are people idiotically proud of?’ 23 very stupid brags

13.

‘Working 70hrs and making a post about it.

“You’re doing it wrong, dude”
bellagoat

14.

‘Not being able to cook. I keep hearing people bragging about how the only thing they can do is boil water.’
urinmyspot

15.

“I’m fierce,I don’t hold back, I tell it how it is”

‘Ie “I have no sense of diplomacy or tact”
ClownfishSoup

16.

‘Not eating any vegetables. Known a few people state it as if it’s some kind of achievement giving themselves constipation.’
tradandtea123

17.

‘My dad likes to brag that he’s never once changed a baby’s nappy. He has 3 kids.

‘Well go you for being a shit father and husband!’
KaleidoscopeOk1749

18.

‘How everything triggers their self diagnosed OCD.’
Educational_Mix_8489

19.

‘I worked with a guy who, otherwise very smart, was extremely proud of the fact that he could remove the foil from the neck of a wine bottle without cutting it. He brought it up so many times I lost count. I just let him have it, though, because he seemed to need it.’
dvicci

20.

‘Someone once bragged to me. Like thumbs in suspenders level bragging.

‘His new girlfriends dad owned a used car lot and he got an awesome interest rate on his new (to him) truck.

‘His rate was 24%.’
QuantumExcelerator

‘His new girlfriend’s dad doesn’t like him very much.’
rocketmackenzie

21.

‘Driving better when drunk. I’ve heard that ridiculous statement more times than I should.’
TrinitRosas

22.

‘Parents who think their five year old is smart for being able to play on an iPad.’
brunogiordano291

23.

‘Saying shit like “In a land of sheep I am the wolf.”

‘Sure thing, dude.
Oakleyishot

‘A lion doesn’t have to tell you it’s a lion.’
metallicmuffin

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