
An Independent article caused drama by suggesting theatre etiquette has gone too far – 17 one-star reviews
During an interview with the Happy Sad Confused podcast, actor Andrew Scott revealed that he’d paused a 2017 performance of Hamlet – during the famous soliloquy, no less – because an audience member was using his laptop.
The Arts Editor of The Independent, Jessie Thompson, was inspired to share her hot take on the etiquette of theatre audiences – and it took a turn.
She wrote –
“I, too, find myself not liking the thought of being hemmed into the stalls with a stuffy crowd, where you might be shamed for saying or doing the wrong thing. I could be lounging around lost in a novel, stuffing my face in front of a big screen, or dancing in a crowd at a concert.”
Her depiction of etiquette as a restriction on freedoms, rather than respect for actors and the rest of the audience, went down like someone yelling “Macbeth” backstage at a rehearsal.
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Rules arent needed, Jessie, juet some basic bloody manners pic.twitter.com/QJibTxzjAN
— Pip (@pipmadeley) January 4, 2024
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who do these actor luvvie snowflakes think they are, expecting audiences to pay attention & not use a couple of quiet hours in the theatre to book a supermarket delivery or Facetime family overseas pic.twitter.com/bY5USl5HpV
— Toby Earle Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) January 4, 2024
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In my own brief acting career – at the height of the 'in yer face' era I managed to smack a critic er…. literally in the face with a truncheon….. on press night.
Several members of the audience fled the scene.
That's the way to do etiquette. https://t.co/tSILrA1wnJ
— Otto English (@Otto_English) January 4, 2024
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Thank god for people like Jessie, talking sense.
I’m desperate to see Matt Smith play in Ibsen, come Feb, but I’ll be dammed if I’m sacrificing my all important drum practice. He’s a proper actor, he can work round me. pic.twitter.com/3pARvm0EQq
— Gillian McShane (@GillianMcShane) January 4, 2024
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Jessie, listen, it’s not so much “etiquette” here as “act 3 of Hamlet isn’t the time or place for the HR Teams call” pic.twitter.com/Oa0FxhNHpa
— Dr Emily Garside (@EmiGarside) January 4, 2024
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I dunno, it’s almost as if performers are trying to concentrate on giving their best, and maybe audience members could just wait until the interval? pic.twitter.com/hmmwBhwq1j
— Justin Lewis (whenisbirths on rival platforms) (@WhenIsBirths) January 4, 2024
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Alternatively, people could just stop being entitled assholes who ruin everyone else's experience. https://t.co/YwP6J0Fc6V
— Marianne (@lazyfactchecker) January 4, 2024
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I don't think there is ever a scenario where I would bring a laptop to a theatre performance, never mind while watching a play. Also watching Hamlet live is incredible (shoutout Globe on Tour at Bungay Castle!) https://t.co/d4Ghl4EODR
— Rob Turner (@ReynardCity) January 4, 2024
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I mean there aren't LOADS of rules, are there; 'don't get your laptop out during the performance' feels like a fairly reasonable one.
— In the bleak Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) January 4, 2024