25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
The weekend is just over the horizon, the sun is still (for now) shining like it knows what spring is, and Bluesky is full of funny people. We can’t say all is well with the world, but we can still enjoy a laugh, and these 25 very entertaining posts might just help with that.
1.
Gonna retroactively classify my inability to afford anything as a boycott.
— The Card (@thecard.bsky.social) March 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
2.
Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser
— stuforreal.bsky.social (@stuforreal.bsky.social) March 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
3.
do you like pina coladas
and infidelity— Travis comma bitch (@prof-hinkley.bsky.social) March 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
4.
old mcdonald had a farm
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and on that farm he had a pussy
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5.
GOD: time to decide which things should cause allergies
CHUBBY QUIET ANGEL: well I was thinking people should be allergic to bad things like unkindness and lying and fluorescent lighting and…
GOD: flowers and kitty cats and peanut butter
ANGEL: oh okay
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
6.
Saw this sign earlier. Sounds a bit painful. As if they’re not going through enough!?
— christhebarker (@christhebarker.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
7.
EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
— lukelukeluke (@lukelukeluke.bsky.social) 25 March 2025 at 13:02
8.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:I entered my neighbours house
And
I entered my neighbours colon
— Olaf Falafel (@ofalafel.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
9.
what I call the one meal in December that’s not based around pigs in blankets
— Toby Earle (@tobyontv.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
10.
inspiring proof that any one of us, no matter our disadvantages, could be named new zealand fish of the year
— Dan Howdle (@danhowdle.bsky.social) March 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
11.
people seriously ask us if we've ever seen any ninja turtles in our sewer work, and i can't help but think "wow people really don't understand how ninjas operate"
— NE Ohio Regional Sewer District (@neorsd.org) March 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
12.
morpheus: this is your last chance. after this, there is no turning back. you take the blue pill-
me: does it come in gummy form
morpheus: what
me: it’s just if the pill is available in gummy form i would prefer to take it that way. now what were you just saying
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) September 25, 2024 at 5:23 PM