‘What ‘Do not…’ sign you have seen that was only there because people had done it?’ – 21 rather worrying warnings
12.
‘In Huddersfield, UK: Danger of Death. Do Not Sleep in Bins.’
–SleeplessPilot
13.
‘Anyone found defecating in the hot tub will be fined £100 and receive a lifetime ban.’
–jojojojojojoseph
14.
”No photocopying genitalia’ above the communal photocopier in the office of a (now defunct) legal firm that mostly dealt with wills and probate and property disputes.’
–Different-Employ9651
15.
‘In a public toilet in a park in Bath there is a sign that says please do not flush tea bags down the toilet.’
–Doo_Little
16.
‘I put up a sign in our staff toilets that said ‘Do not leave used sanitary products on the floor’ after I had to pick up a used tampon and put it in the sanitary bin. (I’m the boss. And I ain’t asking our male maintenance team to do that).’
–AuroraDF
17.
‘In a service station my uncle saw a sign that said ‘please do not insert your genitals into the hand dryers’.’
–yellowteapots
18.
‘Saw ‘please don’t lick brushes’ in an art supply shop.’
–SamVimesBootTheory
19.
‘When I was at uni in the early 2010s I seem to remember the halls having a ‘No ejaculation’ sign in the showers.’
–Violent-Moth
20.
‘The gents toilets at the London Transport Museum have a long trough of sinks, at a child-friendly handwashing height, near the entrance. There is now a sign above them pointing out that the urinals are to be found further inside the bathrooms.’
–Austen_Tasseltine
21.
‘One of the kitchens at work has a sign which says ‘PLEASE DO NOT FILL THE KETTLE WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN WATER’. My money’s on someone trying to do a Pot Noodle in there or something.’
–EmbarrassedSea3738